So what’s my burning issue, and when did I resolve it?

I was Little Miss Overachiever in school, so much so that when I got a B+ in gym class because I couldn’t do an arabesque on the balance beam (seriously, marked down b/c of my agility? That still bugs me!) I didn’t actually lie to my dad, but I wasn’t entirely honest in my relaying of report card info (“I got straight-A’s in all my academics, Daddy!).

Most subjects came pretty easily. Not that I was spewing forth brilliance or anything; I wasn’t. But I tended to “get” the subjects, and I tested well. Algebra and geometry were both favorite classes, and I loved all my math teachers, especially Mrs. Zaiontz, who was so amazing at explaining complicated stuff.

So why did I have–for years–a recurring dream that I had forgotten to take my algebra final? We’re talking major nightmare city here–way scarier than monsters or demons or dark things from the depths of hell. The dream was the kind that wakes you up, certain that your life is over in a way that head-eating monsters just don’t convey (at least not for me). And in the dream, kind Mrs. Zaiontz was faced with the task of telling me that if I didn’t take the final, that all of my diplomas (my B.S. in film, my J.D. that was my then-livelyhood) would be taken away.

Years and years and years I had this dream, though interestingly I never dreamed about studying for this final or even taking it. All I would do is argue with her, telling her that I’ve seen the direction of my life, and could solidly and firmly state that I really didn’t need algebra. Alas, she didn’t care.

I had a similar dream in which I signed up for a history class, then promptly forgot to go to class until my best friend told me that the final exam was that morning. Disturbing, yes, but it was the algebra one that was truly persistent.

I had this dream practicing law in Los Angeles. I had this dream practicing law in California. I had it before and after my marriage. Before and after my kids. Before and after my writing career. Not every night, mind you, but frequent enough that it became a familiar part of my personal landscape.

I haven’t had it now for about eight months.

Why?

Honestly, it beats me.

I guess I’ve managed to work through some personal issue that was manifesting in my head as a forgotten algebra final. But what issue? I have no clue…but I’m glad I worked through it. After all, algebra dreams are cheaper than therapy!

Have you had a recurrent dream in your life? Do you think it represented an unresolved issue? What happened?

TODAY: Buy a book, help a kid!

Julie Kenner and her daughter Isabella

Me and my sweet girl!

As many of you know, my daughter Isabella was born with a complete unilateral cleft lip and palate, meaning that there was a gap through her lip and jaw and her palate was open. (Bilateral would mean two gaps).

Her lip was repaired in China when she was about a year old (we recently did a revision to pretty up that scar, and she’ll have another revision this summer). China, however, didn’t repair her palate. That was repaired when she was 3 1/2 years old, after we adopted her. I blogged about the surgery here

Isagella after her cleft palate repair surgery

Many people don’t realize how important it is to have a corrected lip and palate. Babies can’t suck with a cleft. Speech is completely impossible.

And the kids often have decades of surgery ahead of them. (Isabella will be having a bone graft this summer, taking bone from her hip to fill the gap in her jaw; she’ll also be having a lip revision. In a few years, she’ll have surgery to actually move her jaw forward. That’s in addition to the three surgeries she’s already had. And she’s one of the lucky ones; some kids born with clefts have many, many more).

The support of charities that help kids around the world with cleft lips and palates is something near and dear to my heart. I personally support Love Without Boundaries (and Half the Sky, which helps with educating orphans in China). But there is another organization that sends out doctors to repair the cleft lips/palates of kids, and that organization is The Smile Train.

So I was very pleased to see that author Sophia Knightly is donate a proceed of today’s sales of select titles of her books. You can read all the details here. So buy a book and help a kid!

Whining about my sordid past…

Am I on the set of a movie...or panhandling?

I’m blogging about my sordid past over at the Whine Sisters today!

I’ve been doing a lot of rearranging in my garage these days, and in the process, I came across the picture to the left. That’s me back during my freshman year in college.

Lest you jump to the same conclusion as my poor, put upon father, let me explain:

I started out as a journalism major, but switched to film after I worked on a local production called Splatter, featuring some of the stars of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I was working nights for the film, going to school in the morning, and doing my work-study job in the afternoons. I was averaging about 5 minutes sleep a night.

The basic premise was the frat boys versus the genetic mutants, and the movie was eventually released as Future Kill.

You can still rent it, and it has truly awesome poster art done by none other than Giger (think Aliens).

Love the cover!

Anyhoo, I saw an ad for auditions for cast members, and I went down and told them that what I really wanted was to be on the crew.

They “hired” me (as in let me work for free) but after a few weeks they actually put me on the payroll. I was a PA, a Production Assistant, and it was my job to do just about everything….

Head on over and read more at The Whine Sisters!

Legal Tips for Writers

The scales of justiceI’m sick, my kid is sick, my other kid is getting sick….

And so I thought what better time to recycle an old article? Especially since I’m going to start posting periodic Writer Wednesday blogs with random writing tips (not to be confused with my eldest daughter’s recent cry of “Random People Being Beat Up by Monkeys!” — someone has been watching too much iCarly!)

Please note that this article was written in 2000, back in the day when I was still practicing law full-time; it has not been updated, but the basic material is still applicable. Also, this article isn’t intended to be legal advice, but rather a jumping off point for the discussion/understanding of areas of the law that you might trip over during your career. My goal is to either prevent you from tripping altogether, or at least give you some information to help break the fall.

Remember, the first and foremost rule … when in doubt, ask an attorney!

COPYRIGHT

Copyright infringement has been a hot topic recently, so a review of the basics of copyright law is probably a good idea.

Who Has A Copyright? You do, so long as you’ve written something. Years ago, copyright protection required registration. That is no longer the case. Now, your work is immediately copyrighted the moment it comes into existence. (While it is no longer necessary to include a copyright symbol — © — there are a variety of reasons why it is still a good idea to include that symbol, your name, and the date. For example, by doing so, you will be helping to refute a later claim by a copier that the infringement was “innocent.”)

So Why Bother Registering? So why have you (or your publisher) been bothering to send in all those bothersome copyright forms (and fees)? Because registration is a prerequisite to recovering certain damages if someone infringes your work. Without getting into too much detail, the general rule is that without registration, you can recover only actual damages (money that you can prove you lost because of the infringement). That can be hard to prove. But if you’ve promptly registered, and if you prove infringement, you are entitled to recover damages within certain limits set by statute – without having to prove you actually lost a dime.

So If A Million Monkeys Typing For A Million Days …? Copyright is different from trademarks and patents. Like the name suggests, copyright requires copying. If someone really does come up with an identical idea (and text) entirely on his own, there’s no copyright infringement. In fact, in order to prove copyright infringement, you have to prove that the defendant had access to your material.

This Is Different Than The Law of Trademarks. If I’ve been living in a cave all my life, open a web-based business, and decide to use a logo that looks like two golden arches or to call my company “Microsoft,” I’ll have problems even if I’ve never seen a McDonalds or heard of Bill Gates’ company. Similarly, if I invent a widget, but the widget has already been patented, the patent-holder can prevent me from manufacturing my widget – even if I didn’t copy his widget, and even if the patent-holder has no desire to manufacture widgets himself. In copyright, it’s different. So if our million monkeys coincidentally cranked out the latest John Grisham novel, there would be no copyright infringement (unless maybe the monkeys were reading Grisham during their lunch breaks).

I Have This Idea About a Guy and a Girl… . An “idea” is not copyrightable. So if you mention to your friend who works in Hollywood your idea about a girl who falls in love with the man of her dreams after hearing him on a radio talk show, and a year later “Sleepless in Seattle” hits the screen, you don’t have a copyright claim. (You might have another type of claim, however.) While an idea isn’t copyrightable, the “tangible expression” of that idea is. For writers, that means the specific words on the page that make up the way you tell your idea – in other words, your story, or even the plot line or character treatment, if sufficiently developed.

When Can You Use Someone Else’s Work? There are circumstances when you can copy someone else’s work into your own. Copyright law provides for a doctrine called “fair use,” and if you meet the elements, you can use small amounts of copyrighted work in your own. As a fiction writer, this probably won’t apply to you, primarily since you are writing for a commercial purpose. Fair use generally applies in educational contexts, and specific factors must be weighed in determining whether the exception applies. Rule of thumb: Assume fair use does not apply and don’t use someone else work within your own.

Criticism may be a fair use. Parody is another example of a situation in which you might be able to use pieces of someone else’s work without infringing, as the Supreme Court made clear when it held that 2 Live Crew’s version of “Pretty Woman” didn’t infringe the copyright on the original recording by Roy Orbison. Again, don’t assume this applies to you. Where the purpose of your work is not to parody the target work, but instead to comment on social issues through satire, your work may not qualify for fair use. About the only time you should feel comfortable using someone else’s work is when you either have their permission (in writing) or the work is in the public domain. When in doubt, don’t use it without seeing a lawyer.

When Is A Work In The Public Domain? Copyright is not perpetual. After a certain period of time — generally life plus fifty years (the law changed in the 70′s, and I’m not going to set out all of the possible parameters) — a work falls into the pubic domain, and anyone can use it for any purpose.

So I Can Do A Modern-Day, Funky Movie of Romeo and Juliet? Well, yes and no. You can take Shakespeare’s story and set it modern day, but you can’t copy from the movie starring Clare Danes and Leonardo DiCapria. The producer of that movie has what’s called a “derivative copyright,” meaning he has a copyright on everything that’s new and not a trivial addition. Similarly, Ted Turner has a derivative copyright on the colorized version of some classic movies — even though the underlying film is in the public domain. So if you do your modern day Romeo and Juliet, who’s going to know where you go the material? Well, it might just be a jury. Rewriting a public domain story that’s already been reworked by someone else can be tricky business. My advice? See a lawyer before investing too much time and energy, document everything, and save all your copies and drafts.

Do I Own The Copyright Or Does My Publisher? Copyrights are property, and can be transferred just like your house or car. So it’s possible that someone else could own the copyright on something you wrote. Generally, however, you own the copyright, and you assign to a publisher a bundle of rights that goes with that copyright, such as North American rights, foreign rights, book club rights, etc. Also, if you are an employee and part of your job is to create written material, it is possible that your work falls within a particular category that makes it a work-for-hire, and your employer owns the copyright. Remember that you cannot orally transfer all of the bundle of rights that comprise copyright. Some of these rights may be transferred only in writing.

This Is Just Fascinating. How Can I Learn More? If you want basic information on copyright, you can call the copyright office at (202) 707- 3000, or visit the website at http://lcweb.loc.gov/copyright. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, for issues beyond the basics, you should seek the advice of an attorney.

TRADEMARKS

What Could This Have To Do With Writing Novels? Good question. And the answer is “not much.” Unless you decide to turn yourself into your own publishing company, as a writer, you probably won’t be dealing with a trademark. But where trademarks can enter your writing is when you have your heroine xeroxing the secret formula, or your hero rollerblading on the veloway. By using a trademark in that manner, you’ve just weakened the trademarks held by Xerox® and Rollerblade®. Those companies would prefer your heroine photocopy the documents, and your hero in-line skate.

Instinctively, you might think that the company would be flattered, but legally it’s a huge problem for these companies. A mark can become so prevalent that it becomes “generic.” And, once a mark is generic, it’s no longer a trademark, and anyone can use it. “Aspirin,” “murphy bed,” and “cellophane” are all trademarks that became generic and are now freely available for use. So either use the descriptive work or the trade name with the descriptive word (i.e., photocopy or Kleenex tissue) or include the ® symbol after you use a trademark in your writing (the ® is for trademarks registered with the trademark office and the TM simply means that the mark is considered a trademark (but isn’t registered).

DEFAMATION

What Is Defamation? Defamation generally means a false statement about someone (our plaintiff) that injures his or her reputation. It falls into two categories: libel (written defamation) and slander (spoken defamation). Because of free speech implications, there are various standards below which the defendant’s conduct must fall in order for the defendant to be held liable. Which standard applies depends on the type of plaintiff, the topic, and the state (since most libel issues are determined by state law).

Huh? For example, the Supreme Court has said that if the plaintiff is a “public figure,” then he must prove that the defendant made the statement with knowledge that it was false, or with a reckless disregard for the truth or falsity of the statement. That’s a pretty high standard, and the reason goes back to the First Amendment. A person can be a general public figure, or a public figure for a limited purpose. Your average Joe, however, not involved in anything of pubic interest, only has to prove a minimal amount of fault before he can recover for defamation. Each state can set what that level of fault is (and could theoretically set it at the same high level as for public figures). Most states say mere negligence is a sufficient basis for liability.

But What If I’m Just Writing Fiction? For the most part, the law of defamation is something you should be aware of if you are writing non- fiction, since that is the most likely scenario under which you will be discussing real people in your written work. However, it is conceivable that you will use real people in works of fiction. Perhaps your characters appear on the Jerry Springer show. Don’t defame Jerry, even if you don’t refer to him by name. Or perhaps you attended a session with a psychologist who conducts group therapy in the nude, and decide to use that incident as a basis for your novel. If you only thinly disguise the psychologist, and include false information, you may be subjecting yourself to a defamation suit. That is what happened in a 1980 California case.

The California court said that the issue wasn’t whether the work was fiction, but whether a reasonable person reading the book would understand that the fictional character was, in fact, the plaintiff, acting as described. Because publication to only one person other than the plaintiff and defendant is sufficient to support a claim for libel, it wouldn’t matter if only one reader clued in that the plaintiff formed the basis for the “character.”

OVERVIEW

Obviously, there are a lot of scenarios involving legal issues that can arise while you’re writing a book. In addition to the topics in this article, you may be faced with concerns about privacy or similar topics. This article is in no way comprehensive, nor is it intended as legal advice, either generally or with regard to specific works. If you think you may have a legal issue, the best thing you can do is consult a lawyer. If cost is your concern, contact the local or state bar association. It may be able to refer you to a lawyer who does low or no-fee work for artists and writers.

Grandmas, astronauts, and one heck of a tall tale

My Grandma Ebby on a cruise ship. I think this may be during the 1950s

My Grandma Ebby on a cruise ship. I think this may be during the 1950s

I’ve been having fun with the stories about my Grandma Ebby, and recently I shared a fun one involving NASA and diapers (no, really) over at S.M. Nonnemacher’s blog. (I swore I already posted a link from here, but clearly I’m getting senile at all of 27. Twenty-seven, yes, really.

It’s all about embellishing stories and slightly off-center chins (and NASA and astronauts and diapers and stuff). I hope you check it out here!

Love is Murder…check out the awesome cover!

Love is Murder (ITW anthology) coverI’m so excited to have a short story in the Love is Murder anthology edited by the fabulous Sandra Brown! The release date is coming soon….May 29…but today is Cover Release Day!

You can pre-order now from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or your favorite bookseller!

Check out some of the awesome advance reviews:
Praise for the Thriller anthologies

“A slam-dunk collection of the best in the business.” Steve Berry, New York Times bestselling author

“For romantic suspense lovers, this is magical mayhem loaded with bark and bite. Downright beguiling.” Jeffery Deaver, International #1 bestselling author

“It’s like a box of chocolates–each one is different, but they’re all great.” Joseph Finder, New York Times bestselling author

“An absolute must-buy for thriller readers everywhere.” Lisa Gardner, #1 New York Times bestselling author

“I love this book and you will, too.” Tess Gerritsen, International bestselling author

“Absolutely superb.” Doug Preston, New York Times bestselling author

“Gripping, exciting, engaging–every story will leave you breathless.” Karin Slaughter, #1 Internationally bestselling author

And be sure to check out the full spread (click the image for a bigger version): Full cover spread for Love is Murder Anthology

And I think it’s awesome! how about y’all?

Fashion Pants & Inspiration

I'm recycling this post -- I ran across it and it amused me. The Pink Princess is now ten years old. Time doesn't just fly, it careens!

I write books. Lots of books. (In fact, I’m a guest over at Ellen Gregory’s blog today talking about my books…come check it out!)

Anyhoo, since my first release in 2000, I’ve seen more than thirty books hit the shelves, and I’ve never been short of ideas. It’s the where of the ideas that’s the big question, and one I’m always afraid to examine too closely, lest I see the man behind the curtain and the fantasy comes to a screeching halt. When people ask me (and I get asked a lot!) I usually tell them I get my ideas at Wal-Mart. Cheaper than Nordstrom’s, anyway. And there’s a little bit of everything to choose from.

And I have written all over the board: Superheroes descended from Greek and Roman gods (that whole mythology thing was just a cover story, don’t you know?), a cat determined to marry her master, a kick-butt female super-spy mixed up in a James Bondish plot, a Nick & Nora-like couple out to solve a mystery. A woman sucked into a real life version of a computer game, with high stakes consequences: play the game… or die. Morally questionable vampires and werewolves struggling to survive in a paranormal world with its own paranormal judicial system. And, of course, a Demon Hunting Soccer Mom.

But ask me where I got an idea, and I really couldn’t say. I can give you a vague answer. In some cases, I can talk about how I was brainstorming with friends, and somehow the book finally appeared. But I can’t really pinpoint that actual spark. Honestly, I’m not sure I want to, again for fear that if I look too closely, the spark will fizzle.

Lately, though… Lately I’ve discovered a wealth of book ideas living right here in my house. My daughter, C, all of age three, and brimming over with such imagination that it puts me in awe, and makes me think that coming up with story ideas for twenty some-odd books was really no big thing at all. I mean, if the kid could type, I think she could fill the Library of Congress! (And, yes, I realize that all kids of fabulous imaginations, but she’s my first and at the time this posted originally, she was my only, so I think I’m entitled to brag and be in awe of the great creative genius that is my child!)

Some of the ideas are so great, there’s gotta be a book in there somewhere. Take chicklit, for example. So many chicklit books have a component in fashion. My daughter, has, apparently, been reading the books on my shelf, because suddenly she won’t wear anything if it’s not “fashion.” (Now, I dress in Old Navy and old t-shirts most of the time—trust me, it looks better than it sounds. So I assure you she’s not getting this from me!). Every morning is a huge ordeal finding clothes to wear to school because they must be “fashion shirts” and “fashion pants.” Unfortunately (for me, anyway), C’s concept of fashion means that it’s pink. ALL pink. Not pink with white flowers or tiny blue lines or a hint of green stitching. PINK. Needless to say, I do a lot of loads of pink laundry.

But that’s gotta be a book, right? Can’t you just see it? FASHION PANTS, by Julie Kenner. A heartwarming and humorous story about a young woman who has this pair of pink pants and she shares them with her friends, and they’re sort of magic because they fit everyone. And the friends travel around and … oh, wait. That’s been done. Hmmm.

Okay, well, how about this: Angry Superheroes. Yes, you heard right. Why does my daughter like to be an angry superhero? I have absolutely no idea. But she makes the squinty face, and clenches the fists, and goes into the stance, and it’s all my husband and I can do not to totally crack up. (My parents just left, and I think I spent half the visit trying to convince C to “do the angry superhero face for grandma and grandpa!” She never did. Creative, maybe, but not an actress.)

We were at Sea World last week, and during the 8 minute breaks between wave sessions, we played Angry Superheroes Rescue The Good Guys about, oh, five million times. They may be angry, but these superheroes are definitely out to save the world.

That, folks, could be a book. And one day, it just may be…

**This post originally appeared on The Mommy Blog in 2005. I did a very light edit and reposted here, because it amused me and, yes, I still get ideas from my kids (and my memories of when they were younger!)

The Grass is Greener in Grandma’s Kitchen: Guest Blog today With Marianne Hansen Rencher!

Curse you, Red Baron!

I’m so excited to have a guest blogger today–the super fun Marianne Hansen Rencher. Not only that, but how cool she’s hitting on the topics of both cooking and mom’s — both of which I’ve touched on recently. Serendipity, right?

Marianne’s a redhead – jealous! – who lives in Montana – not jealous of the winters! – and you can read more about Marianne here.

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My mom is an amazing cook. And she’s the type of person who thinks nothing of whipping something up because it’s your favorite and you’re coming over.

When I call and tell her I’m visiting, I live 8 hours away now, she’ll ask me what I want for dinner. And if I tell her, it will be waiting.

I can ask for Thanksgiving dinner and if I give at least 48 hours notice, she will make a turkey with homemade stuffing, fresh cranberries, yams, potatoes, peas, and a pie. And it will melt in your mouth.

Neighbors were sad when my parents moved because they would no longer get homemade wheat bread for Christmas. She is an amazing cook.

I am not.

I have a lot of her recipes but she is one of those cooks who put a dash of this and a pinch of that while I need to know exact measurements or it will all fall apart. Literally.

I get by, but I prefer to buy my bread from a bakery and tell people I made it. I don’t really cook. I try and I can do it, sort of, but it isn’t like my Mom’s.

My husband’s mom isn’t too interested in cooking either.

In other words, the only time my kids get to have real, true, completely homemade food is at Grandma Hansen’s house. That’s it.

They get about four or five visits a year to appreciate good food.

Can you understand my dismay when my children’s favorite thing to eat at Grandma’s house – the thing they talk about for days before we go – the meal my youngest loves so much that he has declared Grandma Hansen his favorite because she cooks him this?

Toast.

Not even with her homemade bread. She uses any brand she has. Wheat, even. The bread does not actually matter. And she doesn’t even put homemade jam on it; just butter. From a really big tub.

But she cuts it in half.

It’s been their favorite for two years now.

I know how to make toast. I’ve made toast most of my life. I even know what number different types of bread should be on. I thought I had toast down to an art. But whatever I do, it’s just not like Grandma’s.

In fact, the other day, when I was feeling down, my youngest asked for some toast. I took a slice of Grandma Sycamore’s bread (my favorite) with actual Land-o-Lakes butter, cut in half and gave it to him. Knowing I wasn’t feeling great, he put his small hand on my shoulder and said, “Don’t worry, Mom. One day your toast will be just as good as Grandma’s.”

Truer praise there never was.

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Thanks so much for blogging today, Marianne!

My kids are the same…food always seems to be better at the grandparents. So what say you, folks? Is the grass greener in the other kitchen for your kids, too?

I make sh*t up…I must be human!

I’m taking an online class (April Kilhstrom’s Book-in-a-Week, which is amazing by the way), and she addresses both fiction and nonfiction books.

As I was reading through some of the lessons yesterday, something about those words got stuck in my craw. Now, I’m not a linguist by any stretch of the imagination (and I’m far too lazy to actually look up either word’s etymology—I only have a few hours until the kids wake up, after all), but I found it interesting that the base word is FICTION (made up stuff) and the antonym of that word is NONfiction (truth – but we’ve had to actually add a negative prefix in order to create that word).

Hmmm.

So what’s the bottom line? Why is this on my mind? Well, it seems to me that language elevates that which we value and need the most first and then adds in embellishments. If that’s true, then what humans (or, at least, English speaking humans) need with regard to the relaying of information in a narrative format is a story. Just a story, and truth be damned. We want the tale, the excitement, the adventure. We want FICTION. Sometimes, though, we need fact-based narratives, and then we fall back on NONfiction, but our core, our essence, is to crave story-telling — listening to and/or spinning those tales that keep us on the edge of our seats.

Which means that all those cave paintings representing the tribal men defeating the wooly mammoth? Quite possibly embellishment (or, perhaps, a You Too Can Kill a Mammoth instruction manual). Politicians? They’re not lying….no, they’re simply defaulting to their natural state and putting out fiction in the process.

And me? Well, I make a living by making sh*t up.

Guess that makes me human.

P.S. – I’ve got a related post about embellishing stories over at my cyber buddy S.M. Nonnemacher’s site. Come say hi!

What do you think? Does spinning a tale come more naturally to you than laying out the facts? Have you ever noticed a word or words that struck you as intriguing?