We’re off to see the wizard, um, surgeon! At Dell Children’s Hospital!

Isabella at the Cloisters Museum

Hello, cutie! Mom loves ya!

Our darling Isabella is growing up so fast. She’s nine now, and it’s hard to believe we adopted her just over six years ago. Time flies!

When we adopted her at age 3, her palate had not yet been repaired, though her lip had been repaired in China. (Those of you who are new to my blog may not know that our youngest daughter was born with a cleft lip and palate).

She had her palate repaired at age three and a half. And since then, she’s had two lip revisions (you can barely see the scar now!) and tomorrow she’s having one of the biggies. The docs at the cranio-facial clinic at Dell Children’s Medical center will be taking a bit of bone from her hip tomorrow (Wednesday) to graft into the one place the cleft still remains: her upper gumline. This will give her permanent teeth a place to anchor (and improve her speech even more).

It’s amazing how far she’s come. From not being able to articulate any words at all (it’s impossible without a palate) to being completely understandable (except for the odd word here and there).

She’s such a young lady now … not to mention a trooper! A shame she’s the only kid on the planet who doesn’t like milk shakes, because she’s on a liquid diet for the next two weeks. Ugh!

Here she is just a few months ago. (I stealth recorded in Bloomingdales while her big sister was trying on clothes! She’s a doll … and her speech is great!)

And here she is six years ago before the palate repair (this tape is long; we made it for the speech therapist)

Hugs to my darling Isabella! We love you and we’re so proud of you!

Halloween: memories, a cookie recipe, and a black cat treat (yes! an ebook sale!)

wpid-PA16261045219-2012-10-30-10-18.jpgHalloween is my favorite holiday, and has been for about as long as I can remember. I like the spooky mixed with the mundane of suburbia. I like the idea of ghosts and ghouls coming out for just that one night to walk among us. And, yeah, I like the idea of candy. Hey, I’m only human.

I don’t remember my first Halloween, but I do have some fabulous Halloween memories. When I was young (younger than 7 as I remember the house, so it was pre-divorce of the parental units), my elementary school had a Halloween fair. This was Back In The Day When Parents Let Their Kids Walk Around After Dark, and I walked the four or so blocks to the school for the carnival (mostly with friends) and then walked home again in the dark. But coming home, I was laden down with goodies. One such goody was a peanut butter cake. Now, I loved (and still love) peanut butter. I’ll take a peanut butter cookie (if it’s my mom’s recipe) over chocolate chip any day. But I had never had a peanut butter cake before, and I was thrilled beyond belief at what I was certain was going to be a taste-sensation.

But …

Yes, you guessed it. I tripped and–kerplop went that cake! (Of course, the truth is it was still tasty, if a little bit squished. Thank you Saran Wrap for keeping it covered!)

Ah, that first keen Halloween memory. And so many more to come…

The picture at the very top is of my oldest daughter at her first Halloween (well, actually her second, but her birthday’s just a few days before, so she wasn’t much more than an orange blob playing at being a pumpkin). Honestly, I think I missed the boat by not baby-modeling that kid. Can you say “college fund”? Not that I’m biased or anything.

Here’s the same little girl last year.wpid-IMG_1447-2012-10-30-10-18.jpg

Yeah. Things change.

And here are my two little angels on two different years:wpid-IMG00095-2012-10-30-10-18.jpgwpid-IMG_0447-2012-10-30-10-18.jpg

Back when those pictures were taken, we lived in a neighborhood with one acre lots, so that trick-or-treating was worth it (you burned off all those carbs just trotting to the next house). Thus the trick-or-treating in the shopping mall (see the Rue 21 sign?). Some shoe store gave the kids coupons. COUPONS!!! Helllllooooooooooooo? (picture me banging my head against a wall). Shopping mall trick-or-treating is not for the meek.

Now, though, we live in Bigtime Suburbia where the neighbors know each other and the kids get “booed” (someone leaves a basket of candy on your porch during the season and you’re not afraid to eat it!) and the neighborhood is so trick-or-treat oriented that folks actually don’t bother closing their doors and waiting for the ring. They just set up tables in their front yards and let the ghouls and goblins come grab the candy.

it. is. awesome.

And in celebration of that awesomeness, I have two treats (and no tricks!) for all of you.

First off, I can’t offer a peanut butter cake recipe, but I can help you out on those cookies I mentioned earlier.
Here you go:

Grease cookie sheet and sift together:
1 c. sifted flour
1/2 t. soda
1/4 t. salt

Beat the following 2 minutes, then add the above. Beat 1 minute.
1/2 c. shortening (soft)
1/2 c. brown sugar, firmly packed
1/2 c. granulated sugar
1 unbeaten egg
1/2 c. peanut butter
1 T water
1/2 t vanilla

Drop by teaspoonfuls on sheet and press lightly with fork dipped in flour – to flatten cookies and ridge the tops.
Bake: 325 degreesF for 15-20 minutes
makes 3 1/2 dozen yummy cookies

(and for those of you who have followed my eating adventures or who know me well, no, it’s not Paleo. But it’s pretty dang yummy.)

The Cat's FancyAnd, finally, did you know that THE CAT’S FANCY takes place right around Halloween? In fact, Halloween plays a pivotal role in the story because … oh, wait. No spoilers! And in honor of the Halloween connection, I’ve marked the book down at Kindle and Nook. So if you don’t already have a copy, grab one! (And if you do have a copy and are so inclined, I would totally appreciate tweets and/or honest reviews at Amazon or B&N.com or wherever you’d like to post. That’s always mucho appreciated!)

Happy Haunting Everyone!

Butt that’s so inappropriate!

As I mentioned on Friday, my little one just had surgery. Perhaps it was the codeine. Perhaps it was the kid. Frankly, I’m thinking the kid.

Another episode of Heard at Our House:

INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

The television is tuned to Real Housewives of Orange County. The PARENTS sit on the couch, watching the train wreck that is RHOC.

ISABELLA enters, wearing a nightgown.

ISABELLA

Can I watch?

PARENTS

(pausing the show)

Sorry, sweetie. It’s inappropriate.

Isabella makes a face. Stands between Parents and the television.

ISABELLA

THAT’S not inappropriate!

(she whips down her underwear, bends over, and moons the parents)

THIS is inappropriate!

Ah, good times. I won’t mention the “inappropriate dance” that came later.

Thanks so much to everyone who made yesterday’s Release Day for WHEN PASSION LIES so much fun!

And more release week goodness today! I’ll be guest blogging over at Paranormal Haven today! Come say hi!

If you missed the newsletter I recently sent out, you can read it here. Lots of cool stuff coming this summer!

So, how about you? Feel like sharing your kids’ embarrassing stories? Come on now, don’t be shy. Let’s not leave my poor kid’s, ah, rear, hanging out there all by its lonesome!

Sometimes, you just have to die

Overheard at my house:

INT. STUDY – NIGHT

WRITER sits at her computer, face lit only by the blueish glow of the monitor. Her fingers tap a rhythm on the keyboard.

A CRASH interrupts the stillness.

DRAMA PRINCESS (O.S.)

What do I do? What do I do!?!

Writer tilts her head, looking up at the ceiling, toward the disturbing cries that filter down through the house.

THE ONLY MALE IN THE HOUSE (O.S.)

Sorry, kiddo. Sometimes you just have to die.

CLOSE on Writer. That really can’t be good.

Thankfully, my husband hadn’t pulled a Jack Torrance. He was just imparting wisdom to the Ten Year Old. One of those heartwarming life lessons that come naturally when playing Resident Evil Number Who Knows What.

Hopefully he’ll have her trained up better by the time the real zombie apocalypse is upon us.

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You want to do *what* with the evil men?

Dr. Evil ... the head honcho evil manSo there I am working diligently in my office the other night.

Pitter pat, pitter pat (enter the Youngest, stage left)

Youngest: Can I get on Club Penguin?

Me (glancing at clock. It’s after 10. WTF is the kid doing up at this hour anyway??): Uh, that would be a no.

Youngest: Please, please, please.

Me: No. Tomorrow. After school.

Youngest (with big, pleading eyes): But the evil men party starts tonight. I want to go to the evil men party!

Me: ??!!???
(brow furrows in confusion
Mommy worry rises … could this Club Penguin thing have been a mistake??)

Me: Uh, Evil Men?

Youngest (with MAJOR roll of eyes): No! You know! Where we wear fancy dresses, like when there was the man who was the tree.

Me (frantically trying to process this new information…man who was a tree? Ah ha! Success! Sherwood Faire!): Not “Evil Men,” sweetie. It’s Medieval.

Youngest (gives up after three attempts to pronounce it).

Me: Just say Middle Ages.

Youngest (victorious!): Middle Ages. So I can I go?

Me: Nice try kid. No.

(But the truth is I’m thinking that the evil men party sounds worth dropping in on….)

How about you? Any evil men in your life?

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