Ode to Kate: A Demon Hunting Soccer Mom song!

Carpe Demon by Julie Kenner bestselling paranormal mommy lit on the kindleMy demon hunting soccer mom books are feeling lonely with all the posts about Release Me this month!  So I thought they deserved a little love!

I’d I originally posted this little demon hunting ditty written by a fan years ago back when I was on blogger. But it’s worth repeating!

Demon Tune!

(To the tune of Itsy, Bitsy Spider …)

The icky, yucky, demon
Came from the depths of hell
Bringing along with him
The most godawful smell

In stepped the demon slayer
With her can of Raid
And poof went the demon
Looking most dismayed

Clever, huh? Thanks to Adrienne Merl!California Demon by Julie Kenner bestselling paranormal mommy lit on the kindle

And don’t forget, Carpe Demon and California Demon are both still priced at their holiday sale price of only $2.99, and The Demon You Know (a demon-hunting soccer mom short story) is only 99 cents!

Get yours now!

Short or long, stories pack powerful punches

Today, I’m blogging over at the Whine Sisters, and I posted a link to Porcelain Unicorn, a truly lovely short film. And I mean short. Just three minutes. Pop on over and check it out if you want to see a truly powerful punch packed into just three short minutes.

Compare that to something like Game of Thrones, which I’m currently reading. Or Schindler’s List if we want to stay both on theme and with film. Also gut-wrenching, with deep emotion and strong themes.

There’s a lesson there, you know, and it’s not just that creative folks can make movies to fit the parameters of contests. No, it’s that sometimes the story dictates the length. And if you let the story do that, you’re going to get more bang for your buck because the emotion can either be drawn and milked and developed, as in a longer story, or laid out with heart-wrenching power (or humor or pathos or horror) as in a shorter work.

I haven’t always been a fan of shorter stories–I preferred to meet characters and then stay with them. It’s one of the reasons I love books that are part of series. But I’ve done several shorts now, and I love them. From short short stories to novellas.

Right now, I have three shorter works available, and each of them are exactly the length that they should be (which, frankly, is an advantage of epublishing). The first is a novella, SHADOW KEEPERS: MIDNIGHT, which is the prequel to my upcoming release WHEN PASSION LIES (which got a great review in Publisher’s Weekly and was named Amazon’s best romance for May! Yay!).

When Passion Lies

Shadow Keepers, Book 4

I’ve also got a fun, edgy short story in Love Is Murder…very noir and very short. And, again, just the right length for the story.Love is Murder (ITW anthology) cover

The Demon You Know cover art

Just released in e-format!

And, of course I’ve already chattered on about The Demon You Know, my first foray into indie e-pubbing. (subliminal message…only 99 cents … buy, buy…it’s cheaper than a cuppa coffee….ahem…sorry. Back on track…)

All of which brings me to my ePub Tip of the Day: The cool thing about publishing ebooks is that you truly don’t have to worry about word count. Write the story as the story needs to be written. And doesn’t that just feel great?

Adventures in eBooking

The Demon You Know cover art

The awesome folks at Hot Damn Designs did this for me!

Well, folks, my ebook journey kicked into high gear yesterday (can you say “formatting”) and although I’m hardly the first to blog about it, I also probably won’t be the last.

So why am I going where so many have already gone before? A couple of reasons. One, I think the digital revolution is fascinating and a boon for authors like myself who have the opportunity to bring back series that fans love and miss. And I think that’s worth documenting. For another, I want a record of what I’m doing–what works and what doesn’t–because, and let’s just go ahead and toss out that M word, while I want to write more demon hunting soccer mom stories and more reluctant vampire stories and more superhero stories and more fill-in-the-blank stories, my mortgage doesn’t get paid by hugs and puppies. So it benefits me to not only get product up in the most time efficient way possible, but also to focus on and analyze what works regarding getting stuff out there to the readers, because if folks don’t know about the books, they can’t buy them (or snag them on a free day!)

I’ve mentioned before that I’m diving into the eBook waters. So why did I say the journey kicked into high gear yesterday? Because I am holding in my hot little virtual hands the actual Kindle version of The Demon You Know (and no, it’s not yet available to readers–this week is proofreading week). But for the first time since I started to stick my toe in, it really felt real! It’s a BOOK, people! Yay!!! (And California Demon and The Cat’s Fancy are both coming along nicely — they were scanned in and need more clean-up — but I think I should be calling them both a book by the weekend!)

RESOURCES I’VE USED SO FAR:

Scanning: Thanks to the awesome Dee Davis for recommending Book Leaf Scanning to me for a scanning resource (and congrats to Dee! Her most recent book, Deadly Dance, is featured as Cosmo’s Hot Read!) Blue Leaf did an awesome job of scanning in the backlist books that I’m preparing to put out as eBooks.

Covers: There are some awesome eBook covers out there, and I feel so fortunate to have found a cover designer that really gets the tone of my books. I’ll be showcasing the other covers that are coming soon, but if you’re looking for help with covers, I highly recommend Hot Damn Designs!

Formatting: This is the biggie. And, frankly, it was the part that scared the crap out of me and kept me from spending the time to dive into the formatting aspect once I had my covers ready to go. (Well, that wasn’t the only reason. I had books under contract to finish, and kids to school and a mom to move, but you get the idea). Anyway, it turned out to be No. Big. Deal. At least so far. And by “so far” I mean that I’ve only done the formatting for Kindle, and only for the short story. But from the tiny test I did for The Cat’s Fancy, I don’t think the scanned books are going to present a problem either.

So what resource am I using? The same one I use to write my books: my beloved Scrivener. I can’t even begin to say how easy it was to go from document to finished eBook. Coming soon – a How-I-Use-Scrivener Vlog that demonstrates just what I did to get it to work so beautifully. In the meantime, give it a try. Hey, there’s a free trial period, so how can it hurt, right?

People: You really can’t discount friends and colleagues when slipping into an adventure like this. In addition to Dee, Julie Ortolon has been a huge help as I’ve tried to get my footing.

WHAT I’M PONDERING NOW:

In addition to finishing up Book 6 of my Demon Hunting Soccer Mom series (PAX DEMONICA) and cleaning up the formatting on the scanned backlist books, I’m now pondering timing. The demon-hunting short story is ready to go (or close to it). But when do I post it? Based on everything I’ve read and conversations I’ve had with folks smarter than me on these issues, I’m leaning toward a release date right about the time that PAX comes out, essentially so that the two can drive traffic together. That, folks, is tentatively scheduled for late May (PAX is an original work, so it has issues the others don’t have: revising, copyediting, etc. But we’re getting there!). I’m pondering using The Demon You Know as a contest prize in the meantime. Maybe one winner per week until release. Hmmmm.

So there you have it. My first eBook Diary entry. And many more coming soon.

Have you used Hot Damn Designs! or Scrivener? How about Blue Leaf? If you’re an eBook author, what are your favorite resources?

What do you think of the cover for The Demon You Know? And have you got any thoughts on the timing or eBook releases? I’d love to hear your thoughts!